Uzi Needs a Haircut [Video]

By Beleaf In Fatherhood

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okay cool let me turn this around
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all right
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all right uzi okay
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here we go man
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go ahead and uh get in your seat please
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you need help or you got it
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all righty
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all right so i’m gonna flip this around
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and then because people might have some
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questions for you
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okay
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are you okay with answering some
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questions
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yeah
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you do not want to see what coming
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the bug coming on my feelings all the
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bugs
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yeah it is pretty hot outside are you
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hot
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uh
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no way
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now but yes not really now but yes
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okay
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awesome
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okay uzi somebody wants to know
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what your favorite color is
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um
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red
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red
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red is uzi’s favorite color i didn’t
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even know that
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okay
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who’s your favorite sibling
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in the nile
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and anaya you can only have one favorite
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who’s your favorite um
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theo
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wow
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i’m gonna get a little bit closer
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all right guys so this isn’t gonna be
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like a super professional thing or
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whatever i’m just gonna go
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against the grain and then shape up and
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then we’re all done
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um uzi what is your favorite kind of
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food
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um
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chicken and rice
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okay
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ready
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okay somebody asked
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who is better mom or dad uh
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dad
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why
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why not mom
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um mom
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dad okay what is my hair like
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that
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well because i only cut one piece off
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and we’re gonna cut more yeah okay
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[Music]
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okay next question is
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[Music]
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next
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next question
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uh
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yeah right here
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oh you saw theo right there hi theo theo
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are you are you are you doing school
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right now
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when you when you’re on a break can you
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go give me a brush
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when you’re on a break can you give me a
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brush thank you
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okay uh what is your favorite kind of
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animal
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um hold on
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hold on wait until you answer wait till
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you answer
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okay what is it
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um
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a monkey a monkey okay
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okay and do you still play soccer
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yes yes
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okay who was your favorite let me cut
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one more piece and then we’ll ask
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another question okay
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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sorry who’s your favorite superhero
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who
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dory thor okay
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i thought for sure would be spider-man
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you mean
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he means spider-man
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mm-hmm you like spiderman
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but thor is your favorite
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close your eyes
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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hey yo y’all should keep the questions
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coming because i’m gonna miss him as i’m
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cutting his hair
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but um
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yeah i’m gonna go ahead and uh keep
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cutting it all right
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uzi here’s another good question what’s
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my name
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dad my name is dad
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what’s my other name
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glenn glenn very good
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alright
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boom
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[Applause]
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oh you want me to do right there
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okay
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[Applause]
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ah
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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all right let’s ask another question um
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what’s your favorite movie
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um dean spidey team spidey
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okay
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what channel was that on
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um
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[Music]
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you mean um
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you mean
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um a superhero
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yeah
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um i am ma’am iron man okay close your
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eyes
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i mean is a good guy what
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is your favorite game what’s your
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favorite game uzi um
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[Music]
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that was a butterfly very good
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think about it what’s your favorite game
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um
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[Music]
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listen to
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avengers
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[Music]
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thank you
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oh
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um
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[Music]
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what is your favorite song oh what’s
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your favorite song was he um
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one place on the bluff
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uh big time rush
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what about your favorite candy
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um
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i don’t know
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would you say it is
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would you say it is a first night
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yeah first thing
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[Music]
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uh
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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uh yeah but let me i still miss the spot
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look over here
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see that right there yeah i gotta cut
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that
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[Applause]
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yes
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huh
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i don’t think you’re gonna fall do you
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feel like you’re gonna fall
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close your eyes
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thank you sir almost
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getting close to being done here
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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head down
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look down there you go
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[Music]
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i can’t see the bedroom
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you can’t see what picture i can’t see
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this
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yeah
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all right let’s answer some more
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questions for the people okay
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um who’s your favorite celebrity he
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doesn’t know what a celebrity is
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um
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dang
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do you want to grow a beard like your
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dad
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you know what a beard is
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what is it
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um
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points on my beard
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um
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[Music]
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beard is this right here
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do you want one of these when you grow
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up
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yeah okay
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um do you like your haircut so far
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okay
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uh did you do it
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yeah i did and now let me i gotta clean
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it up though
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so certain things uzi likes when he’s
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getting his hair done
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is
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he likes
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to get
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the scissors
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right
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yes he likes the way it sounds
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likes the way it feels
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so even when it’s nothing to cut i’ll
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still use these
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because it’s a part of the process
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when you grow up where are you going to
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live
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[Music]
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do you know
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you know what you want to do when you
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grow up mm-hmm what
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i’m gonna
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i can have let’s dash you gonna have a
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mustache and what else
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and i’m gonna have
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some
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hair
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hair okay
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are you gonna drive a car
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yep oh what color is your car going to
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be
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um
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red red okay that seems about right
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let me get this part
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boys
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[Music]
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is that tickle
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yes no
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oh sorry
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[Music]
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all right so i know y’all really want to
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talk to uh uzi but i have something i
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have something for you right so if you
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are like a young person
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um and you’re trying to find like you
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know you want a family eventually and
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you don’t really know what your life
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looks like right now or someone give us
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50 dollars
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thank yous
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person
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that is very sweet
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koozie oh they want you to sing mud on
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your face big disgrace you wanna sing
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that song okay here we go
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ready
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okay ready here we go
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i’m gonna say we
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will we
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will
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rock you
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am i singing or no
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no okay he doesn’t want to sing i’m so
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sorry we tried um
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but some of you guys may
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i don’t know how to get rid of that now
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it’s like in the way
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okay there you go um some of you guys
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are like wanting to have a family one
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day
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and one thing i did no you can’t take it
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off yet one thing i did when i was
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younger is i knew that i would have kids
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and probably would have boys so i always
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want to know how to cut hair
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and i knew i would cut my kid’s hair
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eventually so i learned how to cut hair
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and i did it for the homies but really
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it was for my legacy was for my future
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was for you know
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the family right for
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the children that i was expecting to
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have so if you are in a stage in life i
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just say learn everything you can learn
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how to
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do carpentry learn how to cook learn how
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to
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clean effectively all that stuff you
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know what i’m saying it just adds value
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to
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uh you know who you are uzi how old are
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you
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you’re three very good
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let me see your face handsome face
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there you go
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one
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two
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three
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four
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five
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six
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seven
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okay
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huh
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the water
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everybody take a bath you want to take a
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bath in my bathtub
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okay that’s what we’re gonna do
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yeah
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let me just clean this up a little bit
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and then we’re all done
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you can barely see the lineup cause i
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cut it so short but we just trying to
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clean the young man up we got to shoot
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are you ready for our shoot today yeah
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what are we going to shoot do you know
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[Music]
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hmm
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um
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yeah when jordan comes here we’re going
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to do a shoot very good
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what is um
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wow they someone gave us some some more
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money that’s so sweet of you guys
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thank you for sharing your life moments
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with us you are so welcome
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um it really is an honor huh it really
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is an honor to do this
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what
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that is an umbrella
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okay
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now let me just do this one time
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are you getting itchy
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[Music]
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lily take that out tomorrow
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that was fun
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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so handsome
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[Applause]
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say i’m handsome
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say i’m handsome
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say it
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i’m
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i don’t know how to do a fishy face can
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you do a fishy face yeah let me see yeah
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it’s a fishy face
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boom
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all right i think we’re done are you
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ready to go hop in the bath
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yeah
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you don’t want to say anything else
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wanna say peace
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peace
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okay one two three jump
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all right y’all thanks we’ll see you
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next time
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peace protect your life

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